TEAM TITS

hi

i'll start video blogging real soon. as soon as you all give me some money to fix my laptop, or fix my car ac, or pay for cable, or a new tv, or xbox, or some beer. today is my mom's birthday.

florida vs georgia in bball. whoever wins is where i'll live.

hmm

i think i'm pretty much a lock to get this new job, but i should be out looking for others just in case i don't get it. but no, i'm home reading about zone blitzing and drawing up different defensive schemes because football is amazing. after being sick all of last weekend, maybe i should catch up and go out and get some 25 cent pitchers and work my manly magic, it's almost too easy here.

wow

drunk blogging is amazing.

Grog House Champ

Hey guys, I'm drunk as I;m writing this so you know it;s good. So once again I decided to spend my Friday night at the one and perfectly only GROG HOUSE. I mean, 25 cent pitchers can't be beat. Emilio you know what I'm talking about. Well, anyways, it got good, and I got a phone number. Oh and some girl almost maybe looked like Ali, but it wasn't meant to be, so I didn't say anything. OMG PS... while i was typing this the hot girl from Grog just texted me. "let's see you grow a mustache..." name that sitcom...

Please To Meet Me

Due to even more popular demand from my father, here's an update.

I went to Grog House twice last weekend. I enjoy getting awesomely drunk while a hot Spanish girl decides she wants to make out with me for an hour. I do not enjoy random short dudes wanting to be my best friend and telling me we should go hit on and dance with every girl there while gently touching my shoulder and neck. And riding a bike home Saturday night at 2am while dizzy is not a good way to end the night, that's what I get for not planning ahead. Just livin the dream.